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"My dear," she said, "this has been such a day! Everything went wrong. For one thing I had to take a pink bath this morning because the maid brought the wrong bath salts. I can't bear to face the world unless I've had a green bath."
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Merry Christmas little green men and purple women who bring pain to my doorstep. Hell is over here, under my soft velvet skirt. C’mon in, I made cookies.

Suck me off craigslist and the mother fucking telephone. how quaint my little disaster, so pretty he mumbles. text me an orgasm. i don’t wanna be no war hero just need a milk man to taste my sweet warm mess with his soft tongue caress. I love you even when my life is falling apart and i need you too much to ever forget how good it felt to be used by you. so lets make it last, cause every little bit hurts a little better.

ok lets get down to brass tacks girls. don’t ever forget who’s boss. hee!xo

who’s in charge boys? WOMEN and TURTLESxo.

good morning little green devils and flesh eaters. xo

Slacks can fit a man in several different ways. The style that elicits the most favorable responses from women is the three legged hip hugger, particularly if they’re tight and worn by a green man who has the figure to support it.
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Asa Ferry likes to boogaloo he does the dance better than i do. xo (song from Kind Hearts & Coronets ~ The Trouble with Money)

green peace.

green peace.

“Melancholy, whimsical, giddily gay, obediant to her father and very fond of green peas.”